Saturday, October 2, 2010

Combat the Illuminati with the Invisible College and you Apocalypse Plan

The Illuminati are everywhere...
They can be seen in Bush families' alleged buy-up of one of the world's biggest aquifers in Paraguay...
Which by the way...is interesting...if such an apocalyptic situation were to cause the ex-pres' family to make such a move, would pieces of colored paper be enough to bribe their armed security that protecting them was imperative? Or would they just overthrow them and hold down the fort?
Anyways, yes, the Illuminati are everywhere, and their plan is to enslave and oppress all of humanity in order to achieve a higher level of consciousness, so watch out, December 2012 is only the beginning to their exploitations of fear and power...

And so, in order to combat such evil, you need to the INVISIBLE COLLEGE! Yes, for three payments of philosophical cosmovisions you can join us and hopefully be illuminated enough to...well I'm unsure exactly how you will use the Invisible college to combat the Illuminati, but just join anyways, it's invisible, so you can be anywhere in the world and join it, in fact, it's a lot like the internet, or, maybe it is the internet, I don't know.

Anyways, you need to start stockpiling, gathering maps, water filters, ramen soup, weapons, potential zombie killing tools, plenty of oil for your car, deodorant, soap, maybe some beers, a trusty set of friends which you would be capable of killing if they turned on you in a second (whether from zombiemorphism or other related treachery) and have a good idea of how to distance yourself as much as possible from highly populated urban centers once the signs start manifesting themselves...

like:
oil running out
the outbreak of World War III
an accumulation of too many natural disasters
the fall of NATO and other large trade agreements\alliances
wars over water and fertile land
3rd world and anyworld countries defaulting ie saying forget you with loans and debts
Atlas shrugging, i.e. too many hippies not adding to the GDP of countries
John Smith shrugging, i.e. too many stiffs working so much that they never realize what is happening around them.
other related events.

You could always just buy your plane ticket now...to where might you ask? Madagascar? Djibouti? Kazakhstan? whatever...just go...